Funny Conversation...

So I have one student who has been constantly "are you pregnant, are you pregnant?" and I just really laugh it off and have fun joking around with her. well the story today was rather funny just thought I would share...

Background-they have to give a mot.ivational sp.eech in class (I bet you couldnt guess which one, right?!)
Student-I decided what I want to do my speech topic on-how you are going to get pg
Me-That is not an approriate topic now (laughing that she really thought it was)
Student-but I think you really need to know
Me-Im sure you can find another topic that is more appropriate
student-well you know I have really bad baby fever and I cant have a baby and you can so that means you need to get pg so I wont have it anymore (really laughing at this point-she is a senior in HS of course)
Me-so thats going to cure your fever how is that?
Student-well why dont you tell me your husbands name and I can email him and tell him that I want you to have a baby
Another student remembers his name
Me-well now you have his name
Student-Oh and I remember he works for the same district(she remembered the dept as well which was rather shocking) so I can just email him.

The conversation kind of ended there. I seriously have never laughed so hard, she is just one of those students that always has something funny to say. Kids can sure say the darndest things..haha

I did tell Chad if he gets some randomn email from a girl thats who it is. I doubt she will but I would find it even more hilarious if she did.